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Created on 2006-04-10 02:23:20 (#9995847), last updated 2009-11-23
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Basic Info| Name: | Sasha Fierce |
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| Location: | Ireland |
| Website: | twittah baybay |
Bio
| ♥ Sarah Looks Like My eyes aren't as green as they look in that photo. Almost as green, but not quite there. My hair in reality is much darker and redder, my skin not quite as pale and my face a lot fatter. Overall, this picture is a non-photoshopped lie, taken by a very skilled photographer who has the ability to make people appear far more attractive than they are in real life. But it makes me look nice, so fuck it. |
♥ Sarah Is Twenty-one. Irish. Redhead. Freckled. Allegedly female. Predominantly empathy-free. Smiley. Happy. Giggly. Sarcastic. Honest. Doing it old school. Cheesy. Egocentric. Inappropriate. Irreverent. Pretty fly for a white guy. Friendly. Outgoing. Funny. Smelly. Gassy. Villainous. In it to win it. Lazy. Fidgety. Clumsy. Cheeky. Loving. Generous. Mostly confident. Keepin' it real. Eating an ice pop. Watching you shower. |
| ♥ Sarah's Friends I like to boast boast boast about how brilliant my online friends are, and I do it quite a lot. It pisses my non-online friends off (Kaytar doesn't know why non-online friends are called Real Life friends when online friends are also quite real and solid, and I'm with her on that one) quite a lot, but I can't help it and even if I could I wouldn't. Cathy is my sunshine, my starlight, my hubby, and my cuddly little kitten, who shares my love of soppycheesy golden oldies music and is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. Emily is the coolest girl you will ever meet, in fact, she's so cool that she's really too cool to like me but she does, and she'll be holding my hand in a supportive and sisterly fashion as I navigate my way through the rough waters of first time sex, although not literally. Izzie is the spunky, ballsy, sarky Diggobaby of my life, and she's also far too sexy for this shirt, so all you bitches best be jealous. Kat and I bonded over Daniel Radcliffe's hobbit failure, a shared love for Bonnie Wright's gorgeous face, and fun conversations about weirdo parents, she is one of the sweetest girls I have ever met and I absolutely treasure my newfound friendship with her for everest. Kaytar has her own language, is married to my brother and brings some much needed badass ghetto into her Sasha's life. Kenzie can't be described in one sentence nor could she be described in an entire book, so I'm not going to try, but suffice to say she's the fucking shizz and I heart her. Leelee Leonie, my baby, is seriously one of the most badass bitches I know, and like my ideal cup of tea; she's strong, sweet and warms me up on the inside. Maili is the biggest sweetheart you could ever care to meet, she's like a big gooey bar of chocolate and she always brings a smile to my face no matter how glum I feel. My soulmate Sam is Kablam and that rhymes, she's all kinds of clever and all kinds of fun, she enjoys happening upon windowsex and we be sharing a soul for now and forever, so all you soulmate stealers may keep yer mitts off. |
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| ♥ Sarah Loves Love. Hugs. Limelight. Comfy pyjamas. RPing. Playing with rubber ducks in the bath. Red hair. Coconut scented everything. Colour. Laughter. Darla Baker. Cold showers. Cool breezes. Beaches. Bread. Coca Cola. Being in or near water. The Harry Potter fandom. Writing. Photographs. My brothers. Jamba Juice. Aeroplane food, just for the novelty factor. Singing. Mail. Firefox. Presents. Dancing in a pasty white way. Comedians. Disco. Glitter. Odd socks. Reading the same books over and over. Picking at my toenails. Old comedies. Pillows. Tea. Daydreams. Melon. Puppies and dogs. Christian Cooke and every bottle of orange juice he might ever advertise. You. |
♥ Sarah Hates Twilight. High heeled shoes. False people. Peroxide. Alligators/Crocodiles. Coffee. Davina McCall. Cheese. Spiders. Liars. Most of my non-online friends. Will Ferrell. The itchy fabric on bus seats. Snakes. Childish people. New York City. Harry/Ginny. Cobwebs. Reality television. Watching people pick their noses. Frogs. Rowling's canon in general. Excessive heat. Talking on the phone. Condescending people. Dirt. Animal cruelty. Teenage girls in general. Teenagers in general. Noise. Crowds. Stephenie Meyer. Daniel Radcliffe. People who are famous for no reason whatsoever. Waking up early. Shoddy graphics. People who bitch about my friends. You. |
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♥, adrian mole, ally mcbeal, amos/andie, andie&bella pwn, andiepie, argumental, arrested development, autism, baking, barenaked ladies, barney stinson, barney/robin, bert/mary poppins, beth phoenix, blair waldorf, christian cooke, christian's peen/darla's soft spot, chuck bass, chuck/blair, cissa gets off easy, cody martin, cole sprouse, comedy, darla baker, darla's boobs, darla/christian, diggo(insert word), diggobaby, diggobiscuits, diggodonovan, diggoflu, diggohome, diggories demand respect, diggosex, diggosmacking, diggostrength, disney, doctor who, dorian gaudain, drake and josh, drinking tea, emailing kristopher turner, fanfiction, flight of the conchords, frasier, gay rights, gossip girl, greek mythology, harry potter, himym, hitting people with umbrellas, icons, internet, j.k. rowling, jack/ianto, james potter, karl pilkington, kristopher turner, letters, lily evans, lily/james, marcus brigstocke, marina perez, marina's boobs, marina's boobs/darla's boobs, mickie james, mike is actually frank, mike mizanian, milk, mitch/isaish, mocking stephenie meyer, mocking twilight, movie commentary with sam/sarah, mwpp, newsradio, niles crane, niles/daphne, nom nom nom, penii are ugly, perving on the underage, photos, photoshop, pigtail club, pokemon, prongs, pushing daisies, quinn cooper, reading, redheads, remus lupin, ricky gervais, roleplaying, rpgs, rping smut, sarah/cath/kenzie = ot3, sarah/kristopher, sarah/tea/leonie = ot3, sarcasm, scaring small children, sims 2, stalking, stephen merchant, tea, teaching izzie to fap, the marauders, the miz, the suite life, torchwood, trinity, watching people shower, whose line, wrestling, writing, wwe, your mum, zack and cody
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1971 - 1978)
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